Jesse-ism #1

Pure butt-nuggets of brilliance

James-ism #1

Some people are so cleaver.  If you were one of them, you'd know what I am talking about.

Dana-ism #2

Lord give me strength so that when I throw them (children), they go really really far!

Dana-ism #1

If you are on a porn site and your computer gets a virus, is it considered a sexually transmitted disease??